A Plea to Stop Using “Major Major:” It’s Not Funny Anymore
Words by: Lourd de Veyra
Artwork by: Warren Espejo“National sanity” sounds so bloated and pretentious. The phrase has become so murderously annoying that the next time someone says that in front of me I swear to God some mouth is going to bleed. Government ought to pass a law criminalizing those two words. Look, it was funny the first time. Well, funny and cringe-inducing. The following day—and next couple of days thereafter—saw every DJ, radio commentator and TV host strategically inserting “major, major” into every available opportunity, each one thinking himself special, cute, and witty by doing so.
By the end of the first two hours of the day, it had become nauseating.
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